The Times They Are A Changin'...

Working at an elementary school makes me realize all the things that are different nowadays. It makes me a little sad. Here is a look at the differences between when I was in 2nd grade (1992) and now (2010).


In 1992, we loved Barbies.
In 2010, they love Beiber.

In 1992, we wore jellies and Keds.
In 2010, they wear Crocs.

In 1992, we wore generic sweatpants and long tshirts.
In 2010, they wear Abercrombie, Hollister and Banana Republic.

In 1992, we traded Pogs.
In 2010, they trade Pokemon cards.

In 1992, we read Matilda.
In 2010, they read Captain Underpants.

In 1992, we wove each other friendship bracelets.
In 2010, they wear and trade those F-ing "silly bands".

In 1992, we played by ourselves in our neighborhoods after dinner.
In 2010, they play at scheduled, supervised "playdates".

In 1992, we brought cupcakes in for your birthday.
In 2010, they can only bring popsicles because kids are allergic to everything.